It's a miracle!

BOOOO YAHAHAAAA!!! WOOT! WOOT! A miracle happened just now. Are you ready for this? You'd better sit down. I just folded TWO WHOLE batches of laundry, matching socks and everything, and my kids BEHAVED themselves!!! They didn't even come downstairs to bug me or ask for snacks or anything! In fact, when I came back upstairs, they were all sitting exactly as I had left them. Hmmm. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yeah. Needless to say, I was a little suspicious. I mean, seriously, who has kids that good? So I looked over each child carefully for any sign of maltreatment. As of yet there were no bruises, scrapes, or even traces of tears. Alright, let's take a look at the kitchen. To my surprise there were no spills, no secret goody break-ins, nothing. Then I thought, "I've got 'em! I bet they were making messes in the bathroom!". Wouldn't you know it, all was tidy and ship-shape there as well! They hadn't even gotten out any more toys! Bewildered, I sat on the couch and stared at my children while reality set in. They had ACTUALLY been GOOD for 45 minutes or longer without supervision! My first thought was "I must shout my excitement from the top of someplace very high!", but then, technically, I shouldn't just take off for a mountain and leave the kids here. TECHNICALLY. So this'll have to do! All you parents out there, let me hear you say, "HALLELUJAH! It's possible!" Though, I'm not counting on it to ever happen again...